Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go

Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray

Okay I just had to update this post in time for the Holidays.  Below is a post I made previously in October on PooPourri. I have since stumbled across a video just in time for Christmas which I just couldn’t pass on posting.

 

I tend to do a lot of online shopping at Amazon. Truth be told If I can buy it on Amazon, and I don’t have to go out shopping I do. It just seems to save me a lot of time, and in some cases money.  I also sometimes end up in sections of Amazon and I’m not sure how I got there. The same thing happens to me on Youtube. I start looking for something, and next thing you know I’m looking at something so far off topic it’s scary.

Well today I stumbled upon this gem Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray 8-Ounce Bottle, Original

  • Spritz the Bowl Before-You-Go and No One Else Will Ever Know!
  • The ORIGINAL Before-You-Go Toilet Spray that stops bathroom odors before they begin – seriously!
  • Scientifically-tested formula made of essential oils and other natural compounds; NO harsh chemicals – ALL stink-fightin good stuff!
  • Made in the good ole USA
  • Up to 400 uses in the 8-ounce bottle

Seems like a good concept, but I think the best part of this product were the reviews from customers. Which by the way there is over 3000 of them

My Favourite Reviews from Amazon  (you can’t make this stuff up)

When one of your interview questions is “are you offended by a fart?” coming directly from the Dr. himself (true story), you know immediately you’ve just made a mistake by answering no, without thinking this trough.

I work in a small medical clinic and my boss is the doctor. It is not uncommon for him to walk by and crop dust his staff. These are the kind of farts that once you smell it, your head snaps up, you nostrils burn like the fires of hell and you know you are trapped in your desk area for at least 5 minutes. This is a miniscule offense compared to what he does to that unfortunate bathroom EVERY MORNING, he is perhaps the most rank man alive when it comes to using the “office,” as we call it. He is not shy about his masterpieces and will even enlighten you as to how once could produce such a pungent scent…usually this issues stems from the dinner his wife made the night before. Now when I hear the words “dehydrated onions, venison or beans” I inadvertently have an eye twitch; nothing can compare to a mocha, seemingly harmless…that coffee combo makes me pray to God my nose will live through the day.

The vomit inducing odors that vent from the office at approximately 8:15 every morning…odors that are so putrid it could gag a maggot, the kind that could make even the manliest of men weep like a teenage girl, are most definitely the reason I searched the Google for products to stop the abomination seeping from his anal cavity. He frequently has tears in his eyes after his morning run-in with the loo.

When I found PooPourri, it promised to banish all odors, including the severest of offenders, such as my boss. Reliving the nostril violation, still fresh from that morning, I quickly purchased this item. We waited and when the UPS man came in the front door we were all over that package, we then told the Dr. to go test this product. A few minutes later he emerged stating “it smells like I crapped a lemon drop.” He now finds that is it “a pleasure to poop,” although I can’t be fooled, I know he enjoyed his own musk. Too bad for him. Success, THANK YOU JESUS!

 

See for yourself, it is “potty humour” but the reviews are priceless. Who knows it could make a great gift as long as they have a sense of humour.
Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Reviews

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